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Lame Date Special

from My Troubled World by Stoneface Honey

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I love Jager. And sometimes, bad dates are even entertaining.

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He pulls up and lays on the horn. I look out and roll my eyes. I turn to my friend, a faithful shot of Jager, grab my keys and lock the door.
We arrive for dinner on the lake, but alas, no reservation. They seat us at the bar, I try to get philosophical, but he prefers football instead.
Not so much, I'm just not that into you. I'd rather stick a needle in my eye. Bartender, I'll take a lame date special, 'cuz it's gonna be a long, long dreadful night.
We arrive early at the theatre soaked in uncomfortable silence. I ask about his day, he says it was fine, but he neglects to ask about mine.
Not so much, I'm just not that into you. I'd rather stick a needle in my eye. Bartender, I'll take a lame date special, 'cuz it's gonna be a long, long dreadful night.
Halfway through the movie, he stretches and he yawns. I vomit in my mouth just a little as I remove his arm from around my waist. I whisper in his ear, "I'd rather drink acid."
Not so much, I'm just not that into you. I'd rather stick a needle in my eye. Bartender, I'll take a lame date special, 'cuz it's gonna be a long, long dreadful night.
He drives me home and walks me to the door. Sees my roommate inside. He wonders aloud, "Do you think she'd like to join us?" I say I'll go ask and slam the door in his face.
Not so much, I'm just not that into you. I'd rather stick a needle in my eye. Bartender, I'll take a lame date special, 'cuz it's gonna be a long, long dreadful night.

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from My Troubled World, released September 20, 2008
Co-written by Dawn DiFuria

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Stoneface Honey Portland, Oregon

Stoneface Honey is an Indie band based in Portland, Oregon and led by singer/songwriter, Angie Kopshy. Heavy on the keys and female vocals, the band classifies themselves as chick rock.

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